When cute boys cheat with ugly chicks

So everyone knows that once Presidential hopeful John Edwards cheated on his wife of 31 years Elizabeth with some hoochie.

Here are my issues with why this is SO wrong (besides the obvious):

1) His wife was battling cancer at the time (You are SO going to hell for that John)

2) Have you SEEN this chick, Rielle? She's a HOT MESS! I'm sorry y'all but if I'm gonna cheat and potentially ruin my marriage, family, LIFE, you best believe the dude is gonna be irresistible. I mean the type of guy that once my husband/boyfriend sees him would turn to me and say, "OK, I get it, I'd bone him too!"

3) Have you seen his wife? Elizabeth is dying of terminal cancer and STILL looks 10,000 times better than "baby mama drama" on her worst day! I hope she leaves his ass and spends the rest of her days with some multi-millionaire with a body like Fabio and a face like Brad Pitt.

4)Finally my lovely kittens, my last gripe with this situation. Rielle is SUCH a black name, at least he coulda knocked up a sister and give us some super credibility since we make up the majority of "baby mamas" anyway!

Mr. John Edwards, there is no saving grace in this situation and you are just wrong, wrong, wrong. Next time you cheat, @ least make sure old girl is HOT!