Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bigfoot body is just a rubber suit



Surprise, Surprise! 2 Bigfoot researchers paid an undisclosed amount of money for the body of an apparent Bigfoot frozen in a block of ice. After thawing the body somewhat, the head was found to be, "unusually hollow in one small section." After another hour of thawing, the feet were exposed and found to be rubber. GASP! (My eyes widen and begin to water) You mean Bigfoot is NOT REAL?! No fuckin way!

Really guys, give them a check and put a hold on it until you verify the merchandise. They're never gonna get that money back. Idiots.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

so basically these researchers by giving them a check have put their foots in their mouths!!!