I'm not gonna say anything, I'm not gonna..... aww fuck it! They look like short bus school kids playing in the damn pool! I'm sure this is the only sport where the players get NO ASS.
Here's the scenario in a bar....
Polo Player: Hey baby, how are you? You wanna have a drink before I leave to China to go play in the Olympics?
Hot Girl: THE OLYMPICS?! (eyes get wide, she's impressed, he's SO about to get it!) What sport?
Polo Player: Well, uh, water polo.
Hot Girl: Water Polo? (Doubles over laughing) Is that a sport? (She can't breathe she's laughing so hard) Kinda like Marco Polo, right? I'm sorry, I have to go home and wash my hair IMMEDIATELY! (Walks away giggling)
...and there you have it folks. Seriously though guys, go Team USA!
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