Thursday, September 25, 2008

I WILL NOT......

be posting any items about stupid people doing stupid things to Barack Obama (except for this one of course).

I know ignorance is alive and well in 2008, but it will have no place up in my spot. So to all of you psycho racists out there I say......

have a one finger victory salute on me!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Old People Confuse Me


from AP today......

Obama likely to keep debate as McCain seeks delay

By BETH FOUHY, Associated Press Writer
14 minutes ago



Republican presidential nominee John McCain challenged rival Barack Obama on Wednesday to suspend their heated campaign, postpone Friday's debate and work together to deal with the nation's financial troubles. Obama did not immediately respond to his rival's surprising political move, but campaign officials said the senator is inclined to move ahead with the debate.

The dueling statements came after the two senators spoke privately, each trying to portray himself as the bipartisan leader at a time of crisis.

But McCain beat Obama to the punch with the first public statement, saying the Bush administration's Wall Street bailout plan seemed headed for defeat and a bipartisan solution was urgently needed. If not, McCain said ominously, credit will dry up, people will no longer be able to buy homes, life savings will be at stake and businesses will not have enough money to pay workers.

The move was an effort by the Republican to claim leadership on an issue that has been troublesome for him at a time when his rival is moving ahead in the polls.

McCain said he would put politics aside and return to Washington Thursday to focus on the nation's financial problems after addressing former President Clinton's Global Initiative session in New York. He also canceled his planned appearance Wednesday on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman" program.

McCain said he had spoken to President Bush and asked him to convene a leadership meeting in Washington that would include him and Obama.

"It has become clear that no consensus has developed to support the administration's proposal," McCain said. "I do not believe that the plan on the table will pass as it currently stands, and we are running out of time."

McCain said he has spoken to Obama about his plans and asked the Democratic presidential nominee to join him.

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid issued a statement saying the debate should go on because "we need leadership, not a campaign photo op." Senate Democratic Whip Dick Durbin, D-Ill., agreed that the debate should go forward and argued that McCain's return to Washington may not preserve the nonpartisan atmosphere he said is needed to find a way out of the crisis.

"He'll be bringing the presidential campaign with him to Washington," Durbin said of McCain on the Senate floor. "Bringing in all the lights and cameras to Capitol Hill, bringing the campaign here, is not going to be the answer."

The University of Mississippi said it was going forward with preparation for the debate in Oxford. "We are ready to host the debate, and we expect the debate to occur as planned," the school said, adding that it had received no notification of any change in the timing or venue.

The Obama and McCain campaign put out statements describing the timeline of private talks that led up to McCain's challenge.

Obama spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement that Obama had called McCain around 8:30 a.m. Wednesday to propose that they issue a joint statement in support of a package to help fix the economy as soon as possible. Later, McCain spokesman Brain Rogers said in his own statement that although Obama called in the morning, he couldn't reach McCain and did not leave a message about what he wanted to discuss.

McCain called back six hours later and agreed to the idea of the statement, Burton said, and McCain's statement was issued to the media a few minutes later. But Rogers said it was McCain who "asked Senator Obama to join him in returning to Washington to lead a bipartisan effort to solve this problem."

McCain's statement was an effort to show leadership on an issue that has spread economic fears across the country and overshadowed the presidential campaign just six weeks from Election Day. Recent polls showed Obama with an advantage with voters in handling the economy.

McCain running mate Sarah Palin said in an interview with CBS Evening News Wednesday that the country could be headed for another Great Depression if Congress doesn't reach a solution.

McCain adviser Mark Salter initially said the senator would suspend all advertising and campaign events until a workable deal is reached on the bailout proposal — but only if the Obama campaign agreed to do the same. But later, McCain adviser Steve Schmidt said McCain would move ahead regardless of whether Obama agrees.

The move put Obama in a bind. Rejecting the idea would allow McCain alone to appear above politics, but agreeing to suspend campaigning and the debate could make Obama look like he's following McCain's lead.

McCain has struggled with how to handle the financial situation, which he might escape with modest political damage if he and Obama could reach some type of accord on the matter.

Scores of congressional Republicans have hinted this week they may oppose the proposed $700 billion bailout even though it is Bush's priority. Reid pointedly suggested that Democratic lawmakers could not be expected to back it if McCain did not publicly do so.

That leaves McCain with two unpalatable choices. He can oppose a major Republican initiative that the administration says is essential to preventing a full-blown recession, and risk heavy blame if the prediction comes true. Or he can vote for an extraordinarily costly bailout, which many Americans seem to resent, just when polls show him falling farther behind Obama.

Several GOP lawmakers and strategists said they see no way that McCain can oppose the main elements of the bailout plan and present himself as a bold leader. He must say, "we need to get this done for the future of our country," said John Feehery, a former aide to top Republican lawmakers. "Country first," Feehery said, noting McCain's campaign slogan.

But McCain might reap few political rewards for such a move.

Rep. Tom Cole, R-Okla., said he has not found any Republican colleagues who say the proposed bailout "is popular in their district."

Of course, Obama also risks angry voter reactions if he supports the bailout plan. But he could frame his stand as bipartisan statesmanship, whereas McCain's vote could be spun as another example of his siding with Bush, a major impediment to his campaign.

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Associated Press Writers Nedra Pickler and Charles Babington in Washington contributed to this report.




What in the sam hell?!!!!!! OK, so not only is McCain trying to force Obama to be associated with Bush's harebrained bailout scheme, he's trying to delay the inevitable. Old man Mack knows people will see how crazy he sounds next to a competent candidate. I must say though, this is a great move on the Republicans part.

When Obama wins, he's going to have to go back on his promise to cut taxes for lower income families and the Repubs can pull the old "I told you so". If by some serious FUBAR McCain wins, what's done is already done and he doesn't really care about poor folks anyways.

That's a bitch ass move McCain!

Clay Aiken is Gay


NOOOOOOO!
That's like me being on the cover of the Daily News saying I put out on the first date. Everyone already knows, shoot. LOLZZZZZ (Just kidding people.....well, kinda) ;0p

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Zahara Jolie-Pitt is no longer a baby....




You know you are "pimp status" when you have your dad carrying you around when you can walk perfectly well! I have a couple of issues though....

1) Why does my baby always have a bag of cheetos or some damn candy in her mouth when I see her in pics? Oh well, my mom used to do the same thing to me to keep my mouth shut and behaved while she shopped in peace. I guess it's a win win situation.

2) I know her parents have enough money to hire a black hair care specialist! I KNOW they don't know how to take care of that girl's hair. They probably washing it everyday and ish. LOLZZZZZZ

I need to send an application and formally apply for that job! I don't even need to get paid. Just give me a bag of cheetos and let Mr Brad Pitt carry me around the streets of Paris, I will be JUST FINE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I need a nap. XO

My new favorite couple....




Naomi Campbell and Russian billionaire Vladimir Doronin. We L-O-V-E hot Russian billionaires who risk a blackberry to the head to get their daily dose of dark chocolate goodness! Vashezdorovie! (That's cheers in Russian)

Saturday, September 20, 2008

White People think Black People are lazy and violent?! NOOOOOOO!

Poll: Racial views steer some white Dems away from Obama
By RON FOURNIER and TREVOR TOMPSON, Associated Press Writers
WASHINGTON (AP) — Deep-seated racial misgivings could cost Barack Obama the White House if the election is close, according to an AP-Yahoo News poll that found one-third of white Democrats harbor negative views toward blacks — many calling them "lazy," "violent," responsible for their own troubles.

The poll, conducted with Stanford University, suggests that the percentage of voters who may turn away from Obama because of his race could easily be larger than the final difference between the candidates in 2004 — about two and one-half percentage points.

Certainly, Republican John McCain has his own obstacles: He's an ally of an unpopular president and would be the nation's oldest first-term president. But Obama faces this: 40 percent of all white Americans hold at least a partly negative view toward blacks, and that includes many Democrats and independents.



More than a third of all white Democrats and independents — voters Obama can't win the White House without — agreed with at least one negative adjective about blacks, according to the survey, and they are significantly less likely to vote for Obama than those who don't have such views.

Such numbers are a harsh dose of reality in a campaign for the history books. Obama, the first black candidate with a serious shot at the presidency, accepted the Democratic nomination on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech, a seminal moment for a nation that enshrined slavery in its Constitution.

"There are a lot fewer bigots than there were 50 years ago, but that doesn't mean there's only a few bigots," said Stanford political scientist Paul Sniderman who helped analyze the exhaustive survey.

The pollsters set out to determine why Obama is locked in a close race with McCain even as the political landscape seems to favor Democrats. President Bush's unpopularity, the Iraq war and a national sense of economic hard times cut against GOP candidates, as does that fact that Democratic voters outnumber Republicans.

The findings suggest that Obama's problem is close to home — among his fellow Democrats, particularly non-Hispanic white voters. Just seven in 10 people who call themselves Democrats support Obama, compared to the 85 percent of self-identified Republicans who back McCain.

The survey also focused on the racial attitudes of independent voters because they are likely to decide the election.

Lots of Republicans harbor prejudices, too, but the survey found they weren't voting against Obama because of his race. Most Republicans wouldn't vote for any Democrat for president — white, black or brown.

Not all whites are prejudiced. Indeed, more whites say good things about blacks than say bad things, the poll shows. And many whites who see blacks in a negative light are still willing or even eager to vote for Obama.

On the other side of the racial question, the Illinois Democrat is drawing almost unanimous support from blacks, the poll shows, though that probably wouldn't be enough to counter the negative effect of some whites' views.

Race is not the biggest factor driving Democrats and independents away from Obama. Doubts about his competency loom even larger, the poll indicates. More than a quarter of all Democrats expressed doubt that Obama can bring about the change they want, and they are likely to vote against him because of that.

Three in 10 of those Democrats who don't trust Obama's change-making credentials say they plan to vote for McCain.

Still, the effects of whites' racial views are apparent in the polling.

Statistical models derived from the poll suggest that Obama's support would be as much as 6 percentage points higher if there were no white racial prejudice.

But in an election without precedent, it's hard to know if such models take into account all the possible factors at play.

The AP-Yahoo News poll used the unique methodology of Knowledge Networks, a Menlo Park, Calif., firm that interviews people online after randomly selecting and screening them over telephone. Numerous studies have shown that people are more likely to report embarrassing behavior and unpopular opinions when answering questions on a computer rather than talking to a stranger.

Other techniques used in the poll included recording people's responses to black or white faces flashed on a computer screen, asking participants to rate how well certain adjectives apply to blacks, measuring whether people believe blacks' troubles are their own fault, and simply asking people how much they like or dislike blacks.

"We still don't like black people," said John Clouse, 57, reflecting the sentiments of his pals gathered at a coffee shop in Somerset, Ohio.

Given a choice of several positive and negative adjectives that might describe blacks, 20 percent of all whites said the word "violent" strongly applied. Among other words, 22 percent agreed with "boastful," 29 percent "complaining," 13 percent "lazy" and 11 percent "irresponsible." When asked about positive adjectives, whites were more likely to stay on the fence than give a strongly positive assessment.

Among white Democrats, one third cited a negative adjective and, of those, 58 percent said they planned to back Obama.

The poll sought to measure latent prejudices among whites by asking about factors contributing to the state of black America. One finding: More than a quarter of white Democrats agree that "if blacks would only try harder, they could be just as well off as whites."

Those who agreed with that statement were much less likely to back Obama than those who didn't.

Among white independents, racial stereotyping is not uncommon. For example, while about 20 percent of independent voters called blacks "intelligent" or "smart," more than one third latched on the adjective "complaining" and 24 percent said blacks were "violent."

Nearly four in 10 white independents agreed that blacks would be better off if they "try harder."

The survey broke ground by incorporating images of black and white faces to measure implicit racial attitudes, or prejudices that are so deeply rooted that people may not realize they have them. That test suggested the incidence of racial prejudice is even higher, with more than half of whites revealing more negative feelings toward blacks than whites.

Researchers used mathematical modeling to sort out the relative impact of a huge swath of variables that might have an impact on people's votes — including race, ideology, party identification, the hunger for change and the sentiments of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's backers.

Just 59 percent of her white Democratic supporters said they wanted Obama to be president. Nearly 17 percent of Clinton's white backers plan to vote for McCain.

Among white Democrats, Clinton supporters were nearly twice as likely as Obama backers to say at least one negative adjective described blacks well, a finding that suggests many of her supporters in the primaries — particularly whites with high school education or less — were motivated in part by racial attitudes.

The survey of 2,227 adults was conducted Aug. 27 to Sept. 5. It has a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 2.1 percentage points.








Stanford wasted a whle lot of money conducting this damn survey. I could've given the same information, numbers and all, for $20 and a margarita.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Oh God, I think a little pee just came out. I. can. not.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Can someone PLEASE tell me......

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Why don't more women do this?



Natalie Dylan, 22, is auctioning off her viriginity to "pay for college". RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I can't y'all, this is just too weird. I think we will probably see a new trend in college financing. LOL. Don't chicks usually strip to pay for college? I guess this is an easier one shot deal, live off of it for 4 years, type option.

Maybe this should be a government backed endeavor, after all, fafsa loans will go down!

Monday, September 15, 2008

You must watch.....



The Black List: Volume 1. It's on HBO on demand. I highly recommend it! I found out Slash is half black! Didn't know that. Was introduced to Susan Rice, my new favorite woman in politics. It's 90 mins of your life well spent.

Friday, September 12, 2008

I need to start watching The View again










These ladies pull no punches! Watch them skewer John McCain. He shuld know better than to park his ass in a group of women, they will always win. I almost felt sorry for him....almost.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

WTF?! REALLY?!



Oh lawd, and the would be black chirren too! I can't, I need a drink.

I'm sorry, but I love Supahead.....




HAHAHAHAHAHA! Take ur toys witchu boys or that shit will be all over youtube!

Pam Anderson on Sarah Palin.......

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I love good poetry



mmmmhmmm. Chuch!

I LOVE smart people

Malaysian man gets nut stuck in delicate place

From AP



A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.


HAHAHAHAHA! Now what is more embarassing, having to get it removed or being able to put ur "stuff" through it in the 1st place?

Monday, September 8, 2008

NY Post endorses John McCain

Fo reals y'all! Follow the link to read about it.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09082008/postopinion/editorials/post_endorses_john_mccain_128044.htm


I am disgusted, they will never get my money again.

I am a tortured soul....

Can't get this fucking song outta my head! How da fuck do we posedta keep peeeeeace! hahahahaha, classic.

If you love me you will share in the torture/hilarity. Watch each video top to bottom, it's awesome in a sick sort of way.









It's throwback day!









Recovering from my STELLAR bday party last nite. Check out what makes my hungover self laugh.

Harlem Nights throwback



hahahahaha! I luvs it!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Big Daddy Speaks......




and I listen.

What IS vetting?

That word has been thrown around lately. Follow the link for a full explanation of the word. It's pretty simple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vetting

Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates



Behold, the new Microsoft commercial! That's ALOT of net worth running around in this video. Makes my inner golddigger feel VERY sexy.

On the other hand WTF?! I guess it's funny to people who don't have to shop for discount shoes!

Because Tom thinks she's hot.....



and I am his friend (seriously questioning that decision folks). Here's a clip of Sarah Palin @ rifle training.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Me and Akon now officially have beef.


http://view.break.com/566370 - Watch more free videos

Why he had to do that in my damn country?! That was probably one of my cousins! Now when I see Akon in the street I gotta make him run his shit! DAMN!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Uncle Ruckus



Does anyone watch The Boondocks? I really should be offended by this but.....

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Big Daddy speaks










From CNN.com

"Sen. Barack Obama said firmly that families are off-limits in the campaign for president, reacting to news that GOP running mate Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. “Let me be as clear as possible,” Obama said. “I think people’s families are off-limits, and people’s children are especially off-limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin’s performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president.” Obama said reporters should “back off these kinds of stories” and noted that he was born to an 18-year-old mother. “How a family deals with issues and teenage children, that shouldn’t be the topic of our politics, and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that’s off-limits.”

Well folks, for me, what Big Daddy sez goes so I am keeping my pretty mouth shut! After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, no? LOL. XO

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I wish I would......



Karl Lagerfeld, fashion designer extraordinaire has designed a limited edition teddy bear that will be selling for, get this, $1500! It's highlights? A gold button in its ears and 5 pivoting joints.

Ummmm, aren't we supposed to be in a recession? Gimme that money and I will be a livin teddy bear. My boobs are better too! lol

Sarah Palin



Alls Ima say about Lynne Spears' (Britney's mama) is if McCain/Palin ticket wins (It's totally possible, I mean, how else did Bush get elected?). I'm moving to Brazil and I am NEVER coming back...


P.S.-I got mad skeletons in my closet too! I'm not throwing stones, but I'M not running for Vice President of the United States and will never do so.

Just to be fair



Laura Bush and Cindy Mack @ the RNC. I haven't watched it and probably won't...ever! You can if you want, but who really cares?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Insomnia is a bitch!

And so I am exhausted but awake for no reason watching the news and trolling the internet for information on Hurricane Gustav.

I'm mad, and I'll tell you why I'm mad.

My family is from a little country in South America called Guyana. Which I would say is a decidedly third world country. Not always running water, rolling blackouts everyday, horrible economy etc. etc.

Here's my issue. Guyana is a country that lies well below sea level and the only thing keeping the whole country from being the next Atlantis is a wall the runs along the Eastern coast not unlike the levee system that is in place in New Orleans. Soooo, every year during the rainy season all of the coastal villages are flooded and people go on with life normally.

Now, HOW THE HECK in a country where you can barely buy a decent pair of underwear are people not dying and homeless every year like the people in New Orleans? I mean, after Katrina, you would think that Americas high paid engineers would have come up with a better drainage system where they wouldn't have to worry about this happening again instead of quaking in their boots and evacuating all of the residents in New Orleans AGAIN?

Granted, tropical storms are alot less powerful than a category 3 hurricane. Guyana, however, goes through this every year which would result in the same amount of wear and tear, no?

It just doesn't make any sense y'all. Something stinks, and I don't like it. My prayers go out to all of the evacuees from New Orleans. I pray that your homes, businesses and families will still be intact after Gustav hits.

Be Strong.

Just for fun



Hahahaha, can't decide whether I think this dog is cute r slightly retarded? Anyway, it makes me laugh. Enjoy. XO -T