John McCain is dead in the water.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223
Seriously guys. Go to this website and tell me what you think.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
According to Diddy, John McCain is "bugging the fuck out"
To some extent, I feel you Diddy. LOLZZZZ. You gotta watch.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
It is a great day for all Americans
Just finished watching Barack Obama's acceptance speech @ the DNC. I am crying.....again.
FINALLY, there is a person who, I feel, really embodies the true spirit of America. He is simply a great man with a great love for his country, his family, his children. He is not a great BLACK man, he is not a great WHITE man, He is purely a GREAT MAN.
A man who has stood before a country and made people look past the color of his skin to see simply a man with ideals. That is no small feat y'all. I Love Obama. (Sigh) I'm gonna go have a glass of wine and soak in the tub. Later y'all. XO
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
I'm hungover as usual....
I'm going back to bed so watch this and stop bitching about my lack of posts today.... LOL. XO
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
In Case You Missed It.......
Michelle Obama's speech last night. The best of the campaign in my opinion!
Monday, August 25, 2008
An American Family
Just finished watchng Michelle Obama speak at the DNC. I am overwhelmed and overcome. I will say nothing more than I am SO PROUD!
John McCain and Daddy Yankee Best Friends 4 eva!
WTF! Reggaeton superstar Daddy Yankee and John McCain are apparently big admirers of each other and had a little pow wow at an event in AZ, McCain's home state.
I am speechless and anything I WOULD say is not fit to print. I am, after all, a lady.
When Catholic priests hit the wacky tabacky.......
they have GENIUS ideas!
From BBC News Europe
Priest to hold nun beauty pageant
An Italian priest says he is organising the world's first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.
Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September.
"Nuns are above all women and beauty is a gift from God," he told Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper.
He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner.
Father Rungi stressed that nuns were not being invited to parade in bathing suits, saying it will be up to them whether they pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.
"This contest will be a way to show there isn't just the beauty we see on television but also a more discreet charm," the priest, who lives near the southern city of Naples, told the Corriere della Sera.
"You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn't the case anymore," he said, pointing out that many young nuns had arrived to Italy from around the world.
He added that the idea of staging such a contest had been suggested by nuns themselves.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Big Daddy and Uncle Joe
I am in love with both. Uncle Joe has no hair on his tongue yo! What do YOU think?
Big Daddy's new running mate
Senator Joe Biden from the great state of Delaware! I went to high schol in Delaware,I'm stoked!
Thursday, August 21, 2008
John McCain doesn't know how many houses he owns
When asked how many houses he owned by Politico, McCain's alleged response was,"I think — I'll have my staff get to you.". He then went on to say,"It's condominiums where — I'll have them get to you."
You know what I don't count the quantity of Mr. McCain? Panties. I have no fucking idea how many pairs of drawers I own.
We are going into a recession where people are being laid off left and right. They don't know if they are going to be sleeping in the street or not and you don't know how many houses you own. GREEEEAT!
When I find out how many panties I have in my top drawer, I will have my people (and by people I mean my dog, Clyde) get back to you. Good Day Sir!
And that's what you get for showing off.....
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| Cocky Showoff Totally Owned |
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| Ironically the next time this guy celebrated anything was when he woke up in a hospital Christmas morning 6 months later. |
idiot.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Bigfoot body is just a rubber suit
Surprise, Surprise! 2 Bigfoot researchers paid an undisclosed amount of money for the body of an apparent Bigfoot frozen in a block of ice. After thawing the body somewhat, the head was found to be, "unusually hollow in one small section." After another hour of thawing, the feet were exposed and found to be rubber. GASP! (My eyes widen and begin to water) You mean Bigfoot is NOT REAL?! No fuckin way!
Really guys, give them a check and put a hold on it until you verify the merchandise. They're never gonna get that money back. Idiots.
Where are you gonna be this Saturday?
Mark your calendars y'all! Big Daddy will "allegedly" announce his incumbent VeePee in Springfield, Ill. (Isn't that home of the Simpsons?........well, whatev.)
We are being kept in soap opera suspense, a la General Hospital style when and where this running mate will be "picked up".
I say make Michelle your running mate nukka! Hells Yeah! Michelle Obama for VP sounds allllrite with me!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
If I had a college professor like this......
I probably wouldn't have dropped out.
Looks like someone had too many magic mushrooms for lunch!
I gotta get me one of THESE!
Can you imagine being able to send this bitch to work in your place when you just didn't feel like going in?! Oh yeah, I'm feeling this.
I love my man
Look @ him! OOOOOO, y'all he could GET IT, GET IT! LOL. Only a few more days until he publicly announces his choice for VP. Apparently Senator Obama (I like to call him Big Daddy in private) has appointed staffers as aides to his as yet unnamed running mate. They are preparing office spaces, etc yet noone has any idea for whom!
My man knows how to keep a secret y'all!
Monday, August 18, 2008
Water Polo?.......
I'm not gonna say anything, I'm not gonna..... aww fuck it! They look like short bus school kids playing in the damn pool! I'm sure this is the only sport where the players get NO ASS.
Here's the scenario in a bar....
Polo Player: Hey baby, how are you? You wanna have a drink before I leave to China to go play in the Olympics?
Hot Girl: THE OLYMPICS?! (eyes get wide, she's impressed, he's SO about to get it!) What sport?
Polo Player: Well, uh, water polo.
Hot Girl: Water Polo? (Doubles over laughing) Is that a sport? (She can't breathe she's laughing so hard) Kinda like Marco Polo, right? I'm sorry, I have to go home and wash my hair IMMEDIATELY! (Walks away giggling)
...and there you have it folks. Seriously though guys, go Team USA!
Oh. No. They. Didn't.
OOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Someone needs to read this and call PETA about this European Ad. Oh the shitstorm that would arise! hahahahahahaha, my stomach hurts!
He needed to do WHAT?!
Burglar in boxers steals purse, leaves jeans in washer
WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A Kansas burglar apparently likes to be clean -- but isn't so good about clean getaways.
Police in Wichita said it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.
A woman reported that she returned home, found her basement laundry room in disarray and went upstairs to call her husband.
That's when a man wearing only blue boxer shorts came upstairs, grabbed her purse and ran out the door.
The woman chased him and recovered her purse, but the burglar is still on the loose, police Sgt. Diane Varnell said.
Varnell said it appears the man simply needed to wash his clothes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously?! I think the Wichita police are smoking the wacky tabacky! Who really breaks into a house to JUST WASH CLOTHES. Oh Lord! I need a drink.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
And the luckiest black woman in the world award goes to.........
Ms Zahara Jolie-Pitt! (Applause, the crowd roars) I know, I know, she is not a woman but she will be one day and she will STILL be the luckiest sistah I know of. Here she is out and about with daddy (She gets to call Brad Pitt DADDY! I wanna call Brad Pitt daddy!) and grandma Pitt in France. Werq it grrrrrrl!
I LOVE John Legend
Not so much his new, skinny bitch little girlfriend, cuz she's with my man. GET OFF MY MAN BIATCH! LOL. Seriously guys, she needs a couple of Big Macs a week just to level the playing field!
All of a sudden........
big ears and crooked teeth don't matter one. little. bit. He could get it y'all, he could get it!
When cute boys cheat with ugly chicks
So everyone knows that once Presidential hopeful John Edwards cheated on his wife of 31 years Elizabeth with some hoochie.Here are my issues with why this is SO wrong (besides the obvious):
1) His wife was battling cancer at the time (You are SO going to hell for that John)
2) Have you SEEN this chick, Rielle? She's a HOT MESS! I'm sorry y'all but if I'm gonna cheat and potentially ruin my marriage, family, LIFE, you best believe the dude is gonna be irresistible. I mean the type of guy that once my husband/boyfriend sees him would turn to me and say, "OK, I get it, I'd bone him too!"
3) Have you seen his wife? Elizabeth is dying of terminal cancer and STILL looks 10,000 times better than "baby mama drama" on her worst day! I hope she leaves his ass and spends the rest of her days with some multi-millionaire with a body like Fabio and a face like Brad Pitt.
4)Finally my lovely kittens, my last gripe with this situation. Rielle is SUCH a black name, at least he coulda knocked up a sister and give us some super credibility since we make up the majority of "baby mamas" anyway!
Mr. John Edwards, there is no saving grace in this situation and you are just wrong, wrong, wrong. Next time you cheat, @ least make sure old girl is HOT!
Obama He's a Bad Mutha Shut Yo Mouth
This is all I gotta say folks. Forget the issues, forget what he can do for the country. I'd vote for him just off of this picture alone!
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