I feel the same way about your verdict my dude. OOOOOOOO, you fucked up. "Folks" was gunning for your ass and you gave it to them on a platter.
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Sunday, October 5, 2008
Dumbass
I feel the same way about your verdict my dude. OOOOOOOO, you fucked up. "Folks" was gunning for your ass and you gave it to them on a platter.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I LOVE smart people
Malaysian man gets nut stuck in delicate place
From AP
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
HAHAHAHAHA! Now what is more embarassing, having to get it removed or being able to put ur "stuff" through it in the 1st place?
From AP
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
HAHAHAHAHA! Now what is more embarassing, having to get it removed or being able to put ur "stuff" through it in the 1st place?
Monday, September 8, 2008
NY Post endorses John McCain
Fo reals y'all! Follow the link to read about it.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09082008/postopinion/editorials/post_endorses_john_mccain_128044.htm
I am disgusted, they will never get my money again.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09082008/postopinion/editorials/post_endorses_john_mccain_128044.htm
I am disgusted, they will never get my money again.
Monday, August 18, 2008
He needed to do WHAT?!
Burglar in boxers steals purse, leaves jeans in washer
WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A Kansas burglar apparently likes to be clean -- but isn't so good about clean getaways.
Police in Wichita said it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.
A woman reported that she returned home, found her basement laundry room in disarray and went upstairs to call her husband.
That's when a man wearing only blue boxer shorts came upstairs, grabbed her purse and ran out the door.
The woman chased him and recovered her purse, but the burglar is still on the loose, police Sgt. Diane Varnell said.
Varnell said it appears the man simply needed to wash his clothes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously?! I think the Wichita police are smoking the wacky tabacky! Who really breaks into a house to JUST WASH CLOTHES. Oh Lord! I need a drink.
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